Barbaric Yelp

27 Dec 2009

This flippin’ place SUCKS!!! The first time I went, it was crowded as hell! Can’t even dance! I swore to never go there again…Well, the other week I agreed to hang out with a friend, so we went out to P&L District. We were on our way to Lucky Strikes, but it was a special event & it was $20 to get in. Some of the ppl (who were friends of this girl I was hanging out with) didn’t want to pay the entrance fee, so they decided to go down the streets to NRG. The newly remodeled club (used to be called NV) was pretty nice & elegant, it was spacious & the music was alright. Well, those other ppl never showed up to NRG; turned out they went to Mosaic! So…since homegirl just couldn’t hang without these other ppl—who btw just can’t make up their freakin’ minds, we ended up heading back to P&L. We stood in line in the F***ing freezing cold for 45 minutes before getting in (remember, it is December in KC). Right when we walked in, all I can smell was freaking puke! Everywhere!! OMG I almost threw up myself! I had to push & shove my way through this tiny ass crowded place to the outdoor patio to get some fresh air. As I made my way out, I had to take a few steps down to the seating area…well-well-well, it was so dogdamn crowded that ppl were even blocking the stairway…& guess what- I tripped on some mother f***er’s feet & fell!!!! It was a steep-as fall too! I scraped & bruised my right knee & that s**t hurt like hell! Some dumb B**ch (who was one of the stair hoggers) was all like, “Damn, drunk-ass ppl can’t even walk around here.” Hahahah I got up & said, “Well if y’all dumb-asses would move the F**k out the way, we drunk-asses can get by without falling now; am I right?!” B**ch just looked at me & said nothing. Yeah, that’s right, this Asian B**ch rite-hea will tell you like it is if you wanna open your stupid-ass mouth to ME! Lol Anyways, I was not even tipsy whatsoever coz I hadn’t even gotten a chance to start my night yet!! This horrible place pretty much ruined my night, so after just a few minutes in this trashed hole, I went on over to Lucky Strikes & had a great-as time there, so well worth the $20 to get in. NEVER EVER AGAIN will I walk in that dirty ass pit-hole Mosaic again!!!

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