Well, I’m sorry my review offended Nierka (fake name) so much. Perhaps the shoddy quality Fruit of the Loom Walmart neon SoCal hipster wannabe style may appeal to some (say, for example, “Nierka,” who is trying oh so hard to stand out and prove to her former high school classmates that she is no longer the geeky teen she once was. Sure, the bad skin and frizzy hair remain, but look at her now! “I am wacky and I wear hot pink oversized flowers in my hair paired with neon leggings from American Apparel and maybe a mass-produced plaid shirt from Urban Outfitters! Will somebody please pay attention to me now? Please? How about if I smear my zany Ziggy Stardust makeup? And, and… I’ll mess up my hair like I don’t give a damn. Those awkward curls that tortured my teen years. They’re going to to make you look at me now. And no one will be laughing any longer. ‘How outrageous!’ they’ll all say. ‘I wish I hadn’t picked on HER in high school.’ Yeah, that’s what they’ll all say. They’ll be sorry. Anyone?”), but not me.